Today, my mom yelled and screamed at me in public for five minutes...

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By sigma - 07/12/2018 06:09

Today, my mom yelled and screamed at me in public for five minutes straight because I “gave her a dirty look.” I wasn’t mad at her or anything, I just have resting bitch face. FML

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interesting33 36

Monday 10 December 2018 12:43

that is very much not ok. you don't scream like that especially not for something as arbitory as a 'dirty look'

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 10 December 2018 15:19

She has issues.

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interesting33 36

Monday 10 December 2018 12:43

that is very much not ok. you don't scream like that especially not for something as arbitory as a 'dirty look'

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 10 December 2018 15:19

She has issues.

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