Miscellaneous: Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire....

By zazzleface - 09/04/2012 12:23 - United States - Bergenfield

Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML

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You deserved it 2 379

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2013 17:12 - Ireland

Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 056

By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 470

You deserved it 4 540

Jumpy

By TheSentinel05 - 27/10/2020 12:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML

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You deserved it 230

Thanks Mom

By Anonymous - 08/12/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I don't know which is worse: my brother cramming all his sauce bottles into a fridge door shelf that exploded onto the floor when I opened the fridge, or my mother being mad at me because I was upset about slicing open my finger while cleaning up the broken glass and my hand now burns. FML

I agree, your life sucks 855

You deserved it 135

By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 705

You deserved it 2 121

By xMiSS_CuTiEx - 27/12/2009 22:25 - United States

Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 125

You deserved it 14 375

By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 715

You deserved it 3 185

By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 190

You deserved it 4 763

By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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You deserved it 3 922

Proportional response

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 16:58

Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 391

You deserved it 179

chris36taylor 2

Monday 9 April 2012 18:46

Ungrateful bitch, she should be happy you saved her from severe injury.

DaKillaMafia 2

Monday 9 April 2012 18:47

Should have just let her burn.

Comments

amarie19 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 20:42

Sooo I just saw this on reddit :) ?

amarie19 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 20:50

Saw this on redddiiiitt :) loved it ?

CrimsonViolets 11

Wednesday 11 April 2012 2:09

What the ****? What mess was it? It was WATER. Just get some paper towels.

Cablo_Gubla 2

Wednesday 11 April 2012 7:06

Why would you get in the way of natural selection like that?

gibsonFML 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 8:12

your mom is one huge asshole

ohdearinsanity 3

Wednesday 11 April 2012 9:52

my mom would do that too.

wrinklycow 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 21:35

What a bitch...

annoytanor 1

Thursday 12 April 2012 1:16

After she shouted at you you should of relit her top and just watch with a content look on your face and say "Still ungrateful!?" and walk away like a gangster.