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By XxOx - 04/02/2010 01:18 - France

Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML

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By ellabellabooboo - 22/03/2015 02:27 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By EmmaG123 - 28/02/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML

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You deserved it 5 135

By Xandar - 09/11/2018 17:30

Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML

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You deserved it 15 618

By Anonymous - 28/08/2015 05:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML

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You deserved it 2 597

By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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You deserved it 3 081

Her body, her choice

By Not a grandma - 15/03/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML

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You deserved it 778

By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML

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You deserved it 4 806

By mamagelmane - 08/08/2014 04:27 - France - Vervezelle

Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML

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Thursday 4 February 2010 9:18

dreams do come true ! =)

mad_molly 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 9:15

Teenager? Eesh

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omggtfomi 1

Saturday 12 November 2011 6:56

De ja voo much

CSTDude77 7

Sunday 4 March 2012 17:06

Lmao don't have sex before marriage and you wouldn't have this problem. I completely think you deserved it...

fishisacat 2

Tuesday 1 May 2012 15:38

If ur mom still goes to u at doctor checkups, u shouldn't be pregnant!

Bordo1203 3

Monday 16 July 2012 6:00

Dayum! seems like something that would happen in a TV show.

Ayla_Abriel 1

Thursday 30 August 2012 2:38

Oh! Maybe she sees the future?

UltimateGIRness 16

Saturday 15 September 2012 19:30

It was a premonition

Sally2dicks21 8

Sunday 18 November 2012 9:40

Psychic!

chandlerbelacic 17

Monday 22 April 2013 7:44

Talk about deja vu

superman3212 8

Monday 5 August 2013 9:51

cats out of the bag

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