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By BogeyForTheCourse - 09/03/2016 22:24 - United States - Apache Junction

Today, my mom interrupted a Skype call I was having to throw a box of yeast infection medication at me while shouting "Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus." Yes, that's a Me, Myself, and Irene quote. FML

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