By Anonymous - 01/12/2014 17:55 - United States

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Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
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austincain117 16

I guess having a ***** is a dildont ha get it? no... okay...

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emissy 14

I, personally, would not touch someone else's *****

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Blueeyes0106 11

There's nothing wrong with owning a *****. It's better than a chance to get pregnant!

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Saikon1357 25

OPs gender is not determined. Let's all keep that in mind.

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worldclassrager 39

Please say you cleaned It really well after the last time you used it

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vampy719 17

I remember when my dad found mine ugh #fml to the max lol it sucks

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headofmedusa 15

I'm having a hard time processing this. No pun intended.

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mld4657 28

so I'm also thinking after I stop laughing that maybe the mom was jealous...

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dustin007 15

Was it a big one? Because that would make a difference!!

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