I imagine this is the sequel to the " 'Since you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier. - Love Mom' " post. You still haven't found one, buddy? Seems like she's running out of plans if she's taking a direct, more confrontational approach.

If you really want to meet someone and start a family, I would suggest asking your friends to introduce you to someone and going out more. You can still hook up with your hand in the meantime....If not,that's acceptable,too. It just might take a while for your mother to come to terms with it. It's your life, live it however you feel comfortable...

They always know man.. Always. Pretty weird if you really think about it!

You gotta hand it to moms! Even if you do find a wife, I suspect your hand is still going to see a lot of action. Especially, if you pop out a couple of grandkids. You'll get barely more sex than you are getting now, but you'll have to settle for cheaper lotions for your beloved hand.

Oh well, at least she isn't trying to convince you to stop? But that must've been pretty embarrassing. FYL, OP.

Once a day keeps the blue balls away.

Look your mother in the eye, tell her it's your Joy Stick and you'll beat it when you want, where you want, how you want and as often as you want and if she wants grandkids, she should go visit the used tissues in the wastebasket in your room. You could make a sock puppet, fill it with baby batter and give it to her as a present. "Here mom, here's your grandkid. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go rid myself of some excess bodily fluid."

No wonder OP can't find a women. He spends too much time in his room masturbating.

uh, not jerking off in the living room would help hide your shame

Ol' Rosy is the only lady you can ever really trust. Ol' Rosy Palm.