Intimacy: Today, my mom decided it's ok to call 911 because I broke the...

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By Fuckoff06636 - 11/10/2016 22:36 - United States - Issaquah

Today, my mom decided it's ok to call 911 because I broke the curfew. In the afternoon,and by two minutes. FML

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

Wednesday 12 October 2016 14:27

Just make sure you never ditch school, she'll call in the SWAT team.

HDR 19

Wednesday 12 October 2016 12:22

Wow that's ridiculous

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HDR 19

Wednesday 12 October 2016 12:22

Wow that's ridiculous

Dat_Class_Tho 26

Wednesday 12 October 2016 14:27

Just make sure you never ditch school, she'll call in the SWAT team.

A_Troll_Account 3

Wednesday 12 October 2016 18:59

This depends on how old you are but if you're 18+ I would have a serious talk with your mother because that's just ridiculous.

speedy638 21

Wednesday 12 October 2016 20:35

Even then that was unnecessary I could see him getting in trouble but there was no reason to call the cops it just waste their time.

wisconsinfml 3

Wednesday 12 October 2016 20:36

cops will set your mom straight, she can even get a ticket for calling 911 without a valid emergency

missmiata1 3

Tuesday 18 October 2016 18:32

she can actully be sent to jail for a few months for pulling that shit

ThrottleJockey 35

Thursday 13 October 2016 3:56

Respect my authority!!!

thatdumbass 7

Thursday 20 October 2016 10:23

step 1 make sure she is locked away for a very long time step 2 have good life

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