By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 06:33 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I had any plans to go out tonight. To divert attention, I pretended to be angry and accused her of prying into my social life. Actually, I have no social life and nobody to go out with. My only "big plans" were to finish my Sudoku book. FML
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pbonham 22

Your mum was being nice to you!!! How could you be mean like that for no reason?!?!

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DreBeezy 9

So OP couldn't have just said, "Not tonight, Mom." She could've very well needed you for something that night. Way to be an ass OP.

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GodPart2 20

Mighty inconsiderate of you OP... maybe your mum wanted some "alone time" with your dad... :-)

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winnerme123 8

Why is that psychotic? sudoku is many peoples best friend.

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nado13579 12

30- Yes, because doing Sudoku is what's wrong with OP. -__-

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Marcella1016 31

10 - Nope OP couldn't have said that, because clearly she's very insecure. And I'm sure her mom saw right through that. OP, we grown-ups understand a lot more than you think...we were teens once, too. And believe it or not, life gets better, so don't worry :)

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cliffibom 15

I'm sorry but your life seems a little sad

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DarthDeath 12

I don't know how you managed to get a "little" sad from this. This is terrible. D:

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ArielTheMermaid 17

How is your mom asking whether or not you have plans prying, exactly? She's just wondering. No need to act like an ass. Just a thought, but perhaps that's why you have no social life?

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AssassinsCRB 0

I know right? How hard is it to make a friend...

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Kamon97 23

And OP wonders why she has nobody to hang hot with...

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pbonham 22

Your mum was being nice to you!!! How could you be mean like that for no reason?!?!

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XKXKKXK 10

She brought you into this life, OP. She can take you out of it.

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perdix 29

She wasn't mean for no reason -- she was trying to divert her mom's attention. It may have been a stupid, shitty reason, but it was a reason nevertheless.

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SarcasticUnicorn 9

Why is perdix being thumbed down? It's true, she did give a reason. Even if it /was/ all hunky-dory.

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pbonham 22

All I have to say back to 61 and 74 is... Shut up!

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your_ma 27

Being an asshole to your mum for no reason is not okay. Also, she probably saw through it. Also, stop waiting for friends and a social life to happen to you while you sit on your ass playing sodoku. If you want a social life make it happen for yourself!

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fuzz97 23

Although, judging from the way OP treats her mom, the reason she doesn't have any friends is pretty apparent.

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Ynasia 5

This is why I fear having kids. On one hand, many kids are wonderful and respectful--on the other, they act like spoiled brats. And...people's parents have a right to know where their kid will be going. Honestly, first world problems -.-

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chellyX92 8

It's not your moms fault you are a looser.

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pcentral 17

A looser? Wow. Go read a dictionary. Or learn how to Google. For the sake of humanity.

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Futacy 29

And that doesn't make OP a loser, she's just an introvert. You should really think before you start typing. ("looser", really?)

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Enslaved 36

Soy un perdedor I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

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ForeverEminem1 5

i think he actually spelt loser like that on purpose. he dragged out the o so it would be written as he would say it in person.

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pbonham 22

How were we supposed to know you were dyslexic?!?! I hate when people pull out the sympathy card and make them feel guilty when they didn't even know the situation!!!

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BicPlease 3

Sorry, grammar doesn't work that way. :-/

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chellyX92 8

I know plenty of people with no social life and have jobs. My manager is one. He talks about his dog to no end.

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zee12101 11

I love sudoku. But still..you need to get a life!

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Outnuendo 8

So your idea to divert attention is to...get all defensive to the point where your mom probably suspects that you don't have a social life. Slick as oil

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

What I meant to say was that OP didn't have to lie you could've said, "Oh, Nothing. I just want to finish my Sudoku puzzle." I was on my phone and my auto-correct system was acting an ass.

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MindFreakazoid 10

Yes because your auto correct squished all of what you just said into OP being a moron? No. You thought that would get upvotes, and so when it didn't, and you couldn't edit it, you commented again. Making yourself look worse. Please do try harder next time.

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