Kids: Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she...

By mykodu - 02/10/2014 20:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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Is Leatherface next?

By ThosePoorKids - 30/05/2018 01:30

Today, I heard my brother and sister-in-law discussing whether they should name my soon-to-be-born niece Annabelle or Samara. My nephews are named Jason, Freddy and Chucky. See the pattern? FML

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By DEDMan - 28/10/2018 17:30

Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 22:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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Science, bitch!

By Anonymous - 26/07/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML

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By Amithatevil - 29/08/2014 12:35 - Japan - Kawasaki

Today, my brother told my 3 year-old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

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Copycat

By Anonymous - 23/10/2021 05:00 - Canada - Enderby

Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 04:49 - United States - Moorhead

Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML

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Family Ties

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 12:00 - Australia

Today, I found out via Facebook that my older sister just had another baby, a whole week ago, whose name is my middle name. No one told me. I didn't even know she was pregnant. FML

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poopsi 19

Friday 3 October 2014 8:43

That's amazing!

froggyjade 16

Friday 3 October 2014 8:43

Could be worse, at least they're pretty regular names

Comments

TiggyBonkers 32

Friday 17 October 2014 12:15

That's epic! Make sure that the third is named Castiel!

cwspn 2

Saturday 25 October 2014 5:23

Sam and Dean are pretty common names, so I assume he probably won't find out. Besides, if I have a son his name is definitely going to be Sam!

ahri_dragneel 13

Tuesday 28 October 2014 9:34

next thing she knows, she will be hanging from a burning ceiling. and Sam and Dean will become hunters.

krynsusan 2

Thursday 30 October 2014 4:57

How is this bad? I think your sister is awesome!

Krissey_DJ 16

Friday 7 November 2014 18:00

that's amazing xD if their last name is Winchester, I can't see how anyone could pass that opportunity up

LadyNightowl 17

Friday 14 November 2014 23:59

I see no problem with it. It's a good show, they are both heroes but still human (as in not perfect). The names are normal. It could be worse. My little sister and I both have esoteric names which no one can pronounce or spell right the first time. She's named after a companion from Classic Doctor Who, and I'm named after a Fleetwood Mac song.