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By katybaby - 09/12/2010 17:15 - United States

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

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By just a reaction - 17/08/2020 23:09

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML

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Nice husband you've got there…

By dididikaisik - 01/08/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, I received a call from my husband of 10 years from prison. He sobbed on the phone as he explained to me that his anger got the best of him, and couldn’t control himself. He beat the pulp out of a classmate of his for declining a date with him, and sent her to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2019 02:10

Today, my husband came home with tears in his eyes. I ran and asked him why he was crying. He said he wasn't, but he finally admitting to talking to a woman in a bar who, when she noticed his wedding ring, sprayed him with mace. FML

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By Helen - 10/11/2012 10:15 - United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML

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Explain this

By Jenny - 16/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my husband smacked me quite hard, and I have a black eye as a result. It's not a case of a domestic abuse, it was 100% unintended because he was sleeping and had a really bad dream that made him swing his arm. He's feeling bad about it, and I would laugh it off, but I have an important meeting tonight. FML

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Cancel the wedding

By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 14:00

Today, I tried to talk to my soon-to-be-husband about how he needs to take a more active approach in his own life. It devolved to him screaming at me and putting words in my mouth. This has been going on for six months. FML

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Hit the road Jack

By Denise - 03/03/2024 03:00 - United States - Palm Beach

Today, my soon-to-be-ex husband threw an epic tantrum, with crying, snotty nose, throwing himself on the floor, grabbing me by my feet, begging me not to leave him, and that he’s “so sorry” after I confronted him about the sexts and nudes he’s been sending to another woman. FML

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By OhDamn - 16/09/2009 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML

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By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2012 23:25 - United Kingdom - Kent

Today, after years of bad blood, my husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about my pregnancy, his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him, his wife called the police, and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML

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Tempuser117 2

Friday 10 December 2010 0:01

Rule #2 Double Tap. Might want to punch him again just in case.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 9 December 2010 23:43

I have no idea on how to respong either.

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premiermois 5

Thursday 9 December 2010 23:57

Rule #5: No attachments. Good, OP. Very Good.

Tempuser117 2

Friday 10 December 2010 0:01

Rule #2 Double Tap. Might want to punch him again just in case.

demonfalcon 5

Friday 10 December 2010 0:11

Zombieland!

starile 19

Friday 10 December 2010 1:30

Or do him twice :D

AceArctic 4

Friday 10 December 2010 2:08

Rule #1: Cardio Punch and run a mile... or hardcore ride him for 12 hours straight.

TurnOffs 0

Friday 10 December 2010 4:34

Enjoy The Little Things. ;] Even if it envoles destorying more little things.. OP.! You should make your hubby feel better. Enjoy the little thing..i mean..things.!

Autoshot 9

Friday 10 December 2010 5:58

Envoles? You're an idiot.

ImNinja 0

Friday 10 December 2010 0:11

breaker

ninofrank 0

Friday 10 December 2010 0:13

Zombieland ftw!!!!!

ThatLooksSticky 16

Friday 10 December 2010 0:13

I never learned how to respong. Teach me?

Michigan_Girl 0

Friday 10 December 2010 0:20

Okay, I understand screaming because he startled you...but punching him? Do you not have any control?

InfiniteSecret 20

Thursday 31 August 2017 14:23

It could've been a reflex. When some people are startled with something rapidly moving towards them they hit whatever it is to get it away from them. The OP could've just reacted that way. The husband seriously need to grow up.