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By newly-bummed - 15/06/2016 21:30 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my husband of two months fell asleep during sex. This is the first time in over a month that he even attempted to get intimate. FML
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countryb_cth 38

I highly suggest talking to him and getting him into see a doctor. This sounds so to me like low testosterone, luckily it's a very easy fix. Good luck

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trucker2 33

Set off the smoke detector or fire alarm when he wakes his ass up continue

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trucker2 33

Set off the smoke detector or fire alarm when he wakes his ass up continue

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ChristinePi 36

Maybe you can attempt to get intimate next time. Shake things up

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countryb_cth 38

I highly suggest talking to him and getting him into see a doctor. This sounds so to me like low testosterone, luckily it's a very easy fix. Good luck

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wrongmove 11

My guess is he's working two or three jobs paying for that ring, dress, wedding reception and honeymoon you just had to have or the wedding was off.

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