Today, my husband is pouting because he wants a blowjob but I... - FML

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By Why do I even bother? - 06/12/2017 23:04

Today, my husband is pouting because he wants a blowjob but I 'only' gave him a handjob. I'm sick, and exhausted from dealing with a crying baby while he's been away on a business trip. He leaves for another week in a couple days. Apparently that gives me lots of time to make it up to HIM. FML

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Akitakat 31

Friday 8 December 2017 16:16

Actually, this gives him plenty of time to consider where he went wrong... while staying in the dog house.

Akitakat 31

Friday 8 December 2017 16:19

Tell him not to trip over his bottom lip... while making up for his actions.

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Akitakat 31

Friday 8 December 2017 16:16

Actually, this gives him plenty of time to consider where he went wrong... while staying in the dog house.

Akitakat 31

Friday 8 December 2017 16:19

Tell him not to trip over his bottom lip... while making up for his actions.

Akitakat 31

Friday 8 December 2017 16:23

To be honest... he should spend time with his kid & let you get some rest before going back on the road. Shalom.

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