Today, my husband & I were getting on a plane and decided to...

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By p - 19/02/2018 12:24

Today, my husband & I were getting on a plane and decided to buy a bottle of expensive alcohol in Duty free, when we got to the security gate we had to bin it because we had already gone over our limit of carry on bags FML.

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