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By Yes, you "helped" - 23/11/2018 07:40 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my husband had a day off and wanted to help get the kids ready for school. Funny, didn't know watching American Dad in your man cave and critiquing me when I raised my voice slightly was getting the kids ready for school FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 27 November 2018 17:36

Stan is the man. Unfortunately, your husband isn't. Which is weird because Stan has done far worse to his family than your husband has, but since he's a cartoon character, we laugh at him, and judge your husband to be a dick. Life is confusing, sometimes.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 27 November 2018 17:36

Stan is the man. Unfortunately, your husband isn't. Which is weird because Stan has done far worse to his family than your husband has, but since he's a cartoon character, we laugh at him, and judge your husband to be a dick. Life is confusing, sometimes.

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