By mrssagdiyev - 05/03/2011 14:19 - United States

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Today, my husband decided to imitate Borat and shout "Very Nice! I Excite!" while having sex. He's also decided that it was ingenious and does it every single time, the entire time. FML
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BallsMcLongcock4 8

That's an easy fix, stop having sex with him until he stops

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Deservesit22 1

Just don't do it till he agrees to stop Easy answers to all FML

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NPN_Scorpio 16

Wait... "Today" he decided? and "every single time" & "all the time"? Many couples don't get that much action in a week, month or even year. Get earplugs if he is still a loud Borat tomorrow.

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Yarrachel 16

They all have to start with "Today," genius.

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NPN_Scorpio 16

Yeah, well, the "Once upon a time" of FML. True, but they still seem pretty active.

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HappyPickles 11

Two questions: Q1: you married this idiot - why? Q2: Why did you marry a 16 year-old idiot? self-inflicted: YDI

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BritishHobo 0

This. Shoulda just told him to **** off as soon as he started - imitating that was barely funny back when the movie was out. Doing it five years on just reveals the fact that you married an unfunny ****.

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Neighbor_Mark 0

Some people might think this is a very immature thing to do. I agree with those people, but I also find the mrssagdiyev to be immature. If she loves this guy enough to marry him, I am sure that she can put up with him for the thirty seconds that it takes for him to overwork himself and cum.

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perdix 29

Tell him no more sexy time until he does like Bruno and goes in for an anal bleaching.

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BadKitty13 28

ONLY IN PENNSYLVANIA.......... It's kinda like ... umm ... PAINTBALL FISHING. (There is actually a sign that does say PAINTBALL FISHING) and yes its in Pennsylvania. So there ya go !!

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foreverdee 0

wow, how lame.. tell him to stfu and that he's killing your ****** ..!! >.<

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chosha_fml 26

um, the solution here is pretty simple. stop the sex the first time he says it and tell him that will also happen, every time.

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sparty12 2

haha should have gone with "trogdor strikes again!!!". if you don't know who trogdor is google it. don't worry it's NOT nsfw...

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