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By Anonymous - 08/04/2016 02:26 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, my husband convinced me to let my kitten outside for the first time. We've had him since he was 2 weeks old, so I was nervous. The neighbors dog attacked him within 5 minuets. He's okay, but I'm out $1200 in vet bills. FML.

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Thursday 8 September 2016 18:03

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