Miscellaneous: Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good...

By Amanda - 19/11/2010 05:14

Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML

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By racello13 - 02/11/2015 15:26 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2012 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML

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By Aaron - 01/12/2011 22:00

Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML

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By WTFwhywouldyoudothat - 22/08/2011 22:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML

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Friday 19 November 2010 12:01

Gasp! Not the cake! Matey, be glad they didn't take money or a TV. Or should you get those things so the robbers won't judge you?

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 19 November 2010 12:06

it's a good thing the cake is a lie.

Comments

Volerikan 0

Friday 19 November 2010 17:07

happened to me, but when I got home I didn't find anything missing, but the door was open and a lavalamp was on my table?

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 19 November 2010 20:14

You got a reverse robbery? Thieves broke into your house, realized you didn't have anything worth stealing, and left stuff?

Glenn_Coco 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 7:03

haha I was wondering that too

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Friday 19 November 2010 17:13

YDI for being poor, for keeping fattybait in your house, and for even having a house in the first place. You must have felt pretty frosty when you discovered the cake was missing. I bet you'd like to batter the thief around, and then marble at your handiwork. The thief might PANic at the thought.

LoveINKs 0

Friday 19 November 2010 17:19

They eat the cake, and then there is NO EVIDENCE! Duh...

canadianonpurpos 0

Friday 19 November 2010 18:08

criminal=total fail.

xycejh 0

Friday 19 November 2010 18:12

If the cake's that good, the thief might come again. Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

cybermolly10 7

Friday 19 November 2010 18:20

Or, somebody who lives in the house ate the cake and is *really* sticking to their story. But no, robbers breaking in and just taking the cake, that's likely too.