Miscellaneous: Today, My guidance counselor told me that I was going to fail... - FML

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By EmperorPalpatine - 23/03/2016 20:13 - United States - Houston

Today, My guidance counselor told me that I was going to fail geometry if I didn't take an online class over the summer. I spent my whole summer taking the class, just to be told by the guidance counselor, that I actually passed geometry with an C-, she then voided the online credit. FML

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