Miscellaneous: Today, my grandmother decided to take me to the movie theatre.... - FML

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By sempisaviour - 04/05/2016 05:23 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, my grandmother decided to take me to the movie theatre. While we were driving, I noticed she was going up to 20mph below the speed limit. When I asked her about it, she responded "I'd rather be safe than sorry." Another car rear-ended us within a minute. FML

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Wednesday 4 May 2016 17:12

People really need to understand that driving slowly can potentially be as dangerous as driving too fast.

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smallandroid 26

Wednesday 4 May 2016 17:12

People really need to understand that driving slowly can potentially be as dangerous as driving too fast.

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