Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on...

By waj9876 - 09/09/2011 00:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML

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Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML

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Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 20:09 - United States - North Kingstown

Today, my psycho girlfriend tried to blackmail me into giving her money, threatening to show everyone the nude pictures I'd recently sent her. Except the pictures on her phone that she threatened me with weren't even of me. Nice to know I'm also being cheated on. FML

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TheAngryKitten 0

Friday 9 September 2011 9:03

I believe, good sir, that you should shut up and enjoy it.

RawrNom 0

Friday 9 September 2011 9:00

LOL! you should be glad for the kisses.

Comments

budster1993 2

Friday 9 September 2011 16:00

Your girlfriends a keeper

BighornB 0

Friday 9 September 2011 16:14

She wants to prove she's better, time for her to suck some **** and prow her worth.

Epikouros 31

Friday 9 September 2011 16:14

Just tell her you agree she's a better **** than that other one :)

Rene_North 1

Friday 9 September 2011 16:45

She wants you more now! You totally deserved it.

cassiekinz 14

Friday 9 September 2011 17:01

Enjoy it, bitch.

bischkeboy 3

Friday 9 September 2011 17:21

Really, that's how she proves she is "the better one"? I guess that sucks and is awesome at the same time. I wish my girlfriend would push me down and force kiss me. But it'd be different if she spent the whole time thinking you're a cheater.