By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 726
You deserved it 26 864

Same thing different taste

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infantrygirl 0

Lindsey, what the hell do you mean by that?? First, 99.9999% of military men and women would NOT overreact like that, so your comment is unfair. Second, if he is in the military, and he has PTSD, you, as an ignorant civvi, have NO right to judge him. Learn some respect for those who risk their lives for your freedom.

My natural instincts are to scream like a girl and run away. It's a miracle my species has survived.

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senator45 1

heyy I do the same thing man. I do krav mega and jeet kune do. ha my friends don't really sneak up on me anymore lol

Why don't you also take in account that these men and women are just following orders, and that if we ever get into a war that is with in our borders that they will be protecting your asses, they are honorable people, so lay the **** off

Some people have been traumatized, don't say shit that you don't know for sure

Don't you hate the ******* who think that they know everything and are calling fake, bc they probably have lived with someone who has PTSD and know that it would also take more than a single second to stop yourself from defending yourself, and even if they don't have PTSD, people can train themselves to react this way, so please shut that asshole you call a mouth

robertcal21 2

Somebody needs to stop watching so much " karate kid"

MrJojobinks 6

That is not how it works. Your body goes fight or flight mode and chooses itself. That is why some people scream when scared and others throw punches or in this case twist wrists and flip people to the floor