By VahnSeiro - 20/02/2010 06:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of two years called me, drunk, telling me how much anal sex hurts with some other guy. FML
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Astraea 0

definitely an fml, i can imagine how you feel right now. **** that bitch with a huge dry stick in the butt then dump her!!

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mponce12 0

what a dirty little bitch

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gurlucrazy 0

now you have a free cheat on her, pick some one hotttttt

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beer01 0

Go and slam some other girl and call her too saying that anal feels so good with this other girl that's tight.

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perdix 29

She was just training to get ready to do a double penetration with you. Aw, that's so sweet of her.

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spaceshan69 0

**** her in the ass one- pump balls-deep no lube, drop a load, then wipe your dick off on her curtains or stuffed animals and walk out and never give her the time of day again

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MrNismo 0

I like 16-ratmules idea with the whole quartet thing that way tge **** could have a constant reminder of how much of a **** bag she is and so people could stare at her saying look at that **** lol holy **** I mispelled a word I hope the grammar police doesn't come and get me ahhh

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MiszCher 0

your gf's a *****! get a new one and move on.....

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