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By IIVIMMXV - 12/05/2016 16:45 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend got mad at me after i read out an anonymous post on facebook from a man, who had snitched on his best friend and told his girlfriend that he had been cheating on her. After she heared that she said "you are probably cheating on me too arent you?" and left. FML.

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