Love: Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates...

By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML

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By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

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By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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By badhairday - 26/12/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML

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By crazyattracts - 31/07/2016 05:53 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML

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By Fmylife.25 - 03/09/2010 19:56 - United States

Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML

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I never thought this happened in real life

By Keith - 19/05/2022 10:00

Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML

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Hair issues

By Blake - 26/08/2022 00:00

Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML

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Buzzed

By Head Cold - 07/12/2025 12:00

Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 18:01

Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML

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Indifference

By sad - 13/01/2025 05:00 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 10 March 2013 15:48

Hair is like herpes - it always grows back whether you like it or not.

lilledun 11

Sunday 10 March 2013 16:08

Seems like you have to change your nickname, #1.

Comments

BubbaJ80 11

Sunday 10 March 2013 17:12

Go buy her some extensions and leave it to her to change her look

chelsearenaeee 16

Sunday 10 March 2013 19:27

How about she buys her own extensions

ragini95 16

Sunday 10 March 2013 18:02

That is just horrible of you. I mean, why didn't you stop her from doing something she wanted to do? That's so totally turning her into someone she's not.

Raesin 21

Sunday 10 March 2013 18:14

I have a feeling OP is not quite as innocent as he would like to sound.

noelasis94 18

Sunday 10 March 2013 18:20

So you're a bit like Harry potter and Houdini combined working some strange magic?

cetlawizard 15

Sunday 10 March 2013 18:33

So she decided all of this on her own without any input from you & now it's your fault? I'd tell her to take responsibility/blame for her own actions/decisions & grow up...but that's just me

russaadathena 2

Sunday 10 March 2013 19:26

Dump her before she wants you to put a ring on it. Seriously you can't be blamed for it

Inciter 33

Monday 11 March 2013 0:28

If she thinks a haircut changes who she is, then you're better off without her.

Cilleemaan 4

Monday 11 March 2013 3:20

Do not expect her to change, it is how she is. Is that the sort of life you want you and your future children to live?

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Monday 11 March 2013 15:38

Unless you personally marched her into the salon and held her down while she had her hair cut, I don't see how this is your fault... from the way it's worded ("she decided") this is all on her, and you don't deserve to put up with that kind of immaturity.