Money: Today, my girlfriend decided, instead of paying rent, she would...

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By Perry85 - 09/03/2016 11:23 - United States - Midland

Today, my girlfriend decided, instead of paying rent, she would spend $180 on a Robo Hamster and supplies for said hamster. Her cat then decided it was hungry. FML

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