Today, my fuck buddy from college decided the day of my wedding... - FML

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By Bride-Groom Hell - 30/11/2018 18:08

Today, my fuck buddy from college decided the day of my wedding was right time to break her silence and declare her for me in a Facebook message. This would have been fine, as I have no feeling for her and haven’t spoken to her in years. The problem is my future wife runs my Facebook for me. FML

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thisisbutaname 38

Monday 3 December 2018 17:08

I hope your wife understands that her having feelings for you doesn't mean you have feelings for her

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thisisbutaname 38

Monday 3 December 2018 17:08

I hope your wife understands that her having feelings for you doesn't mean you have feelings for her

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