Today, my friend walked in late to a lecture. I waved at him,...

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By Rolex - 07/02/2017 15:08 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, my friend walked in late to a lecture. I waved at him, asked my other mates to make space and he merely greeted and walked to a different seat. My row and the row behind me laughed. FML

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