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By Anonymous - 05/04/2016 02:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my friend set me up on a blind date with a man who was in an electrical fire, and suffered horrible burns to most of his body, including his hands and face. I have a horrible, irrational fear of people with burn scars and go out of my way to avoid them so I don't seem rude. She knows. FML.

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