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By khroniclesofkay - 16/12/2016 22:53 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, my friend invited me over for dinner. I hadn't seen her in months. I also hadn't eaten all day. She put orange juice in the casserole pan with the chicken. I'm deathly allergic to oranges. FML.

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One_In_Three 24

Saturday 17 December 2016 11:37

Tell her, eat something else. Problem solved.

PineapplePizza 15

Saturday 17 December 2016 18:01

You should have said something right away. The chicken could have still been washed or she might have had other chicken to make for you.

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One_In_Three 24

Saturday 17 December 2016 11:37

Tell her, eat something else. Problem solved.

PineapplePizza 15

Saturday 17 December 2016 18:01

You should have said something right away. The chicken could have still been washed or she might have had other chicken to make for you.

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