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By Gigglyrocks - 01/05/2016 04:41 - United States - Soddy Daisy

Today, my friend has been trying to decide between 3 guys that like her for the past 3 hours. Meanwhile, I've been single for a year, never leave my house or meet people, and every time I do meet someone, they aren't interested in the slightest. FML.

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XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14

Monday 2 May 2016 8:25

I can fix that ;)

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addieshea 7

Sunday 1 May 2016 23:52

Do you **********? You need to comfortable with yourself and feel sexy in your own skin for anyone else to.

XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14

Monday 2 May 2016 8:25

I can fix that ;)

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