Miscellaneous: Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated",...

By Oops - 10/06/2013 11:22 - United States

Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML

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By Aubs - 13/12/2024 14:00 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my friends were trying to set me up with one of their other friends. We were texting and I said, “How is your day so far?” He responded with, “Worse.” I said, “Oh no what happened?” You know what he said? “You.” FML

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By ohhhjaymo13 - 05/02/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML

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By indefiniteforest - 10/09/2016 04:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML

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By dharp7 - 16/11/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

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By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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That one friend

By LeftOut - 13/04/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML

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Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 14/02/2024 06:00 - United States - West Chester

Today, I got dumped by a friend because she said I was "too much." She's treated me like shit and basically ignored me at times since the beginning of the school year, in favor of hanging out with another friend. I guess years of friendship really can disappear overnight. FML

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Depressing

By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 04:24 - United States - Orlando

Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML

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By Taylor - 20/01/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 10 June 2013 16:25

Open mouth, insert foot.

perdix 29

Monday 10 June 2013 16:28

If she did really suck, she wouldn't have gotten dumped ;)

Comments

JessicaZado 11

Monday 10 June 2013 17:56

Ouch. But it was an honest mistake! Hopefully you explain to your friend what you meant to have said. I'm sure she will understand

Omniprism 14

Monday 10 June 2013 18:04

I've done that, messed up my words via text. Hope your friend understands or even has a good sense of humor.

davek 36

Monday 10 June 2013 18:16

Maybe she doesn't suck enough?

SumBur 11

Monday 10 June 2013 18:21

I agree, your life is really devastated.

Tavers 19

Monday 10 June 2013 18:24

Someone need to learn how to English.

NudeSuitSquad 7

Monday 10 June 2013 18:53

Ha oh OP that sucks

MakinMills 12

Monday 10 June 2013 18:55

how did your friend reply to that?

GetSomeM0 24

Monday 10 June 2013 19:07

Open your mouth, remove all doubt

Pwuj 6

Monday 10 June 2013 19:14

Perhaps that's the problem right there, he/she doesn't suck that much.,,

domking1315 20

Monday 10 June 2013 19:31

I didnt get this reference at first. After reading the next FML i came back just to thumb this up

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