Miscellaneous: Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she...

By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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By ctop - 13/05/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

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You deserved it 8 441

Wardrobe malfunction

By Anonymous - 24/04/2025 06:00 - United States - Tarpon Springs

Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML

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You deserved it 378

By ohshootgirl - 04/10/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

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You deserved it 28 142

Little shit

By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Lindenhurst

Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML

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You deserved it 94

By AznKoreanGuy - 04/03/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML

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You deserved it 4 694

By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 669

You deserved it 47 148

Public surprise

By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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You deserved it 2 527

Windy

By Not Marilyn - 12/07/2025 03:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was walking into work when a gust of wind blew my skirt completely over my head in front of a group of tourists taking pictures of the building. Now I'm afraid that somewhere out there is a photo of me flashing my polka-dot underwear like a knock-off Marilyn Monroe. FML

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You deserved it 102

Oh hi!

By Anonymous - 03/04/2025 17:00 - United States

Today, I was at a theme park with an old friend. We were standing in line when she reached into my shorts and pulled my thong so high it was almost to my shoulders. It would’ve been fine if I didn’t see my boss behind us in line who saw the whole thing. She waved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 394

You deserved it 121

By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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You deserved it 19 131

LuxAeterna_fml 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 23:24

Seek help.

Kylias 6

Thursday 30 December 2010 23:33

"That sucks, just don't wear mini shorts no more, th... the...n... won't... t... f... bjorkbjorkbjork."

Comments

Illyssa_fml 4

Friday 31 December 2010 9:25

I think you should pick your friends better..not ones who would pull down your skirt in public.

strawberrycancer 0

Friday 31 December 2010 12:54

YDI for wearing a short skirt... You ****.

beckier_x 0

Friday 31 December 2010 13:00

Lmao :L

ALBATROSS9080 0

Friday 31 December 2010 22:33

hot

FMLFMLFMLtimes2 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 17:44

Then don't wear short skirts. Wanna get raped or something? Pig

Fuck3d278 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 23:35

Just cuz a girl wears short stuff doesn't meen she wants to get raped! Ur the pig if that's all you think about!

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:20

What the hell? I agree just because someone wears short skirts doesn't mean they want to get raped... It sickens me to think that some people think that things like shorts skirts or low cut tops are invitations for people to come rape them.