By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML
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ohthebloodygore 16

YDI. Go shower, OP.

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MetalFish 0

Dude, get a ******* wash... and take that gerbil out your arse.

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Razman201 14

Well at least your friend is being honest with you, most people won't tell you things like this. There's the upside anyway =)

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Breanna4 0

I suggest you buy some perfume. And what a friend..

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red61977 9

Did you ask your friend why they were such an ass?

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judea95 16

I'd recommend changing your shower gel

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worldclassrager 39

Do you have a mouse you keep in your pocket that recently died? You can't smell that bad...

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owencgray 10

My friend told me i smelled like a burrito once. Turns out, I WAS a burrito.

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delude 26

How do they know what a dead animal carcass smells like?

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junpeiIori 17

Think it's time to start using and/or looking for a new soap

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