Intimacy: Today, my fiancé was in the mood. I told him that I would just... - FML

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By stephideal2531 - 25/02/2016 07:03 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my fiancé was in the mood. I told him that I would just satisfy him without sex because I was on my period. He persevered and we ended up having sex anyway. When he was finished, he was mad and disgusted with me because there was some menstrual blood on him and it was all my fault. FML.

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