Today my fiance told me he is no longer in love with me. I have... - FML

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By "shaddowpuppett" - 12/10/2017 02:31

Today my fiance told me he is no longer in love with me. I have been planning our wedding for about 6 months now.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Sunday 15 October 2017 19:03

If there's a silver lining it's that this came out before and not after you were wed.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Sunday 15 October 2017 19:03

If there's a silver lining it's that this came out before and not after you were wed.

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