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By I'm 20yrs old - 03/04/2016 01:04 - United States - Grasonville

Today, my father called me stupid and made me feel like a horrible, despicable human being and my mother had the audacity to tell ME to apologize to HIM. All of this because I got a very small, easy to hide tattoo and he hates tattoos. FML.

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