go do ur nails u ****** pussy

Yeah, the situation was sudden and unexpected. But what sort of parent wouldn't instinctively reach out to protect their child? And what sort of Special-Brand Idiot loads decorations onto an already unstable tree??? YDI for not fixing the tree when you noticed it was off-balance. Overloaded things. Fall. Over. Gravity. Will always. Win. YDI for just standing there and screaming while an old lady made herself useful and saved your child for you. You're like my mother, I swear.....instead of moving to fix the situation, you just stand around and scream. My God, man, reattach your balls and get a decent head on your shoulders! Going into hysterics isn't going to rectify anything.

*today, i am a 38 year old dude and i pussied out, almost injuring my daughter. now feel bad for me. fml* this is what I read. OP, you are an idiot. fml moderators, forget fmls like this they're ruining the site

ha! that's a good one...I can totally picture that

I'm a guy, but I will admit that there's more men screaming like little girls than little girls doing so..

Sounds like me. I even sneeze like a girl.

what's wrong with you? a tree almost fell on your child and you're worried about your scream? even if you hear about about this scream for the rest of your life, just be grateful your daughter's alive to make fun of you for it.

I think it shows that you care about your daughter, which is nothing to be ashamed of!!

Idiot Fix the damn tree if its unstable. This wouldn't have happened in the first place.

Funny as hell. I don't think you ought to be ashamed. Your reflex is low on morality !