Love: Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By still together - 28/08/2013 17:47 - United States - Keansburg

Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML

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By AL - 21/09/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML

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WTF Mom?

By Random - 31/01/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

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By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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Unacceptable

By MySisterIsA - 10/03/2022 00:01

Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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By MissAggravared - 19/11/2014 08:27 - United States - Meridian

Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML

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KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:49

What's wrong with your sister?

GavinRoskamp 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:49

Sounds like the wedding I'm going to next week, but with my step brother and step sister...

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lowshadows 21

Sunday 22 May 2011 18:15

ouch! your sister stole your ex-husband? sounds like something i watched on Lifetime or a Soap Opera, at least your over him...are you?

melmia 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 18:15

SHADY!

castano10 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 18:40

lmfao at least u can be friends

chrissirhc987 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 18:53

It could be worse... he could be marrying your brother.

emz89 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 19:05

that's messed up. OP I'm sorry to hear that. I can't believe your own sister would so that to you.

naynay30 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 19:50

that's horrible! he's not worth your time, and I certainly wouldn't be talking to her anytime soon either!!! fyl

Osito2011 9

Sunday 22 May 2011 20:41

hope y'all didn't have any kids. if you did the would be siblings and cousins lol. west Virginia

kylasrose 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 20:42

so sad :(

anitayork 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 20:42

nothing wrong with that. I married my sisters ex husband and been together for 12 years now. whatever makes you happy gotta do it

lovepebbles 1

Sunday 22 May 2011 21:08

what a douche bag!!!!! fyl

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