Kids: Today, my ex decided to show up unannounced, with a suitcase... - FML

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By Flee - 11/04/2016 00:21 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, my ex decided to show up unannounced, with a suitcase of mine that i've been needing back for ages. After meeting up I thanked him for returning the bag. He wanted to get lunch but when I said no he started sulking in the station, trying to make me feel guilty. He's 31 years old. FML

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