Today my (ex) best friend told me she thinks I’m a selfish bitch...

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By Shandog12 - 08/06/2018 20:36

Today my (ex) best friend told me she thinks I’m a selfish bitch and I need to learn to think about somebody other than myself. This was after I told her I can’t accept she cheated on her boyfriend of 6 years. FML

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Symphoniaes 32

Monday 11 June 2018 21:39

Sounds like projection to me.

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Symphoniaes 32

Monday 11 June 2018 21:39

Sounds like projection to me.

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