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By ANGRY - 28/11/2018 05:00

Today, my drunk aunt threw up all over the turkey. My mom blames me for it and says that I ruined Thanksgiving. They both left and I'm all alone for Thanksgiving. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 150
You deserved it 56

Top comments

Sounds like you're better off without them. Your aunt should be more responsible, and your mom should know it's not your fault your aunt is a lush. Is your mom generally this much of a bitch, or did she flip out and blame you because of the stress?

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Sounds like you're better off without them. Your aunt should be more responsible, and your mom should know it's not your fault your aunt is a lush. Is your mom generally this much of a bitch, or did she flip out and blame you because of the stress?

Burle 17

Nice! I wish the unpleasant people in my life would just leave me alone too

whiskey'swino 15

How was Aunt Barbra's barf fest your fault? Good riddance to disgusting company.

No company is better than bad company Chuck the puke turkey, send the witch sisters the bill and stick a pizza on instead

onceuponatime456 16

Get both of them out of your life, they are not worth anything!

Get them out of your life because no family is always better than an abusive family. Afterwards you can start building your own family without that ballast.