Animals: Today, my dog wouldn't stop pestering me while I was eating some... - FML

By MonsieurH - 03/04/2014 07:44 - France - Perros-guirec

Today, my dog wouldn't stop pestering me while I was eating some chocolate mousse. I tried to get him to leave me alone for a bit by pretending to throw the mousse far away. The pot stayed in my hand, but I covered the furniture in chocolate mousse. My dog enjoyed cleaning it up. FML

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AdamUSN 10

Thursday 3 April 2014 16:36

Chocolate can kill dogs so you might wanna take him to the vet

infinitegrace 21

Thursday 3 April 2014 16:52

Alan, it says "covered the furniture" that's doesn't sound like a "speck" to me. Plus it could be a small dog and even a little bit is dangerous for them.

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bleedingglitter 24

Friday 15 May 2015 4:33

If you didn't feed him people food he wouldn't be begging in the first place.

shartmydarts 8

Sunday 9 August 2015 8:13

Idk, sounds like a win-win to me. Also, only /dark/ chocolate will kill dogs. Milk chocolate, or any form of chocolate with a cocao percentage lower than 45-50 is okay in minute doses (such as a serving of couch-mousse). Good job OP, now you won't get fat and your dog loves you and the couch is slightly damp.

Murderoctopus 17

Sunday 14 August 2016 21:29

You're dog should be fine as long as there was no dark chocolate in it

mickel420_fml 0

Thursday 12 January 2017 11:50

Wow..... This post has waaaaaay more comments than votes....... And not all chocolate can harm dogs. Y'all need to leave the medical advice to vet professionals.

AkirasLifesucks 6

Friday 14 September 2018 20:22

Dogs cant eat Chocolate small dogs could die from it

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