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By "Igor Rakocevic" - 22/03/2020 09:42

Today, my dog needed to go for a walk. Well, we have a curfew at 11pm here, my dog only wants to go out past midnight and prior to that she won't do her business. While walking her past curfew, I was stopped by a cop in my neighborhood and was told to walk back. My dog peed on my new $800 couch, FML
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kateannobrien 23

So you’re saying that typically on a daily basis your dog will only pee after midnight? Do you normally have a night job or is this some weird trait that you have allowed your dog to develop? It seems very odd that a dog would be able to know what time it is and only pee during said time of day/night.

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kateannobrien 23

So you’re saying that typically on a daily basis your dog will only pee after midnight? Do you normally have a night job or is this some weird trait that you have allowed your dog to develop? It seems very odd that a dog would be able to know what time it is and only pee during said time of day/night.

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