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By somuchforgrandkids - 16/03/2018 23:42

Today, my daughter was diagnosed as infertile. Her response? A sigh of relief followed by "Thank God." FML

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Callyn 47

Tuesday 20 March 2018 0:41

**** your daughter's life. It's not your business whether she wants kids and she has no obligation to provide you with grandchildren.

Ghostrui 30

Saturday 24 March 2018 5:47

Be glad she won't wind up in a miserable situation raising a kid she doesn't want(which would be unfair for both her and the child).

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Callyn 47

Tuesday 20 March 2018 0:41

**** your daughter's life. It's not your business whether she wants kids and she has no obligation to provide you with grandchildren.

Ghostrui 30

Saturday 24 March 2018 5:47

Be glad she won't wind up in a miserable situation raising a kid she doesn't want(which would be unfair for both her and the child).

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