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By fuckt - 25/02/2018 17:51

Today, my daughter's search history contained, "How to quit smoking without your parents knowing." FML

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Mynxie 26

Tuesday 27 February 2018 6:43

Well, if she smokes, at least be proud that she is trying to quit. That's a great move to live a healthier life

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Mynxie 26

Tuesday 27 February 2018 6:43

Well, if she smokes, at least be proud that she is trying to quit. That's a great move to live a healthier life

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