Miscellaneous: Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking,...

By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 18:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML

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By KlutzyFarmGirl - 12/06/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML

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Cool moves

By Juanna - 13/01/2010 08:07 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. We were walking in a park when I noticed a funny smell. I looked down and realized I'd stepped in dog crap. I tried to nonchalantly rub it off on the grass, but instead hit a patch of wet grass and slipped onto my butt, right into a pile of goose poop. FML

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Face it!

By MooCow - 13/07/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML

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Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, I went to my cousin's farm with my family. First I was pooped on by a goose, peed on by a puppy, bit in the face by the mother dog, fell through the floor of the barn loft, and without knowing it was electric, rested my hand on the horse fence. FML

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By scaredscreenless - 16/08/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML

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Dr Dolittle

By Anonymous - 06/12/2022 18:00

Today, I went with my family to visit my aunt, who lives on a farm. My brother told me that cows are ticklish and convinced me to go up and tickle one of the cows. The cow clearly wasn’t a fan, and I ended up being chased right into a lake. FML

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Farm life

By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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Many such cases

By Anonymous - 29/03/2025 11:00 - Canada - Eastern Passage

Today, while trying to pick up dog poo, I tripped and landed in the pile. FML

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Not so smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 09:11 - United States - Sanford

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML

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melons 44

Saturday 2 April 2016 2:34

Cowadunga, dude.

WCARlover 34

Saturday 2 April 2016 2:30

Cute story for the grandkids ;)

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asiansapphire 10

Saturday 2 April 2016 5:47

& she loves rabbit

CrazyCatLady 19

Saturday 2 April 2016 6:54

stupid rabbit at least you got a good story to tell the grandkids. ps hope your date help you up!!

hardattack62 5

Saturday 2 April 2016 7:16

I would marry you for that!

aesthetic_007 9

Saturday 2 April 2016 7:32

Smelling like a stable on a date: priceless!

emi_alejandra 23

Saturday 2 April 2016 7:55

Hope that didn't ruin the date and that at the end of the day you could both have a laugh about it

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 2 April 2016 8:27

Not the best way to get shitfaced.

S_Gnu 17

Saturday 2 April 2016 8:44

Sounds like you fell watership down

RpiesSPIES 27

Saturday 2 April 2016 9:13

Was your date's name Lenny?

Birdie27 11

Saturday 2 April 2016 11:44

Gotta be ready for anything on a farm!

manuwish 9

Saturday 2 April 2016 12:17

oh what a date, unforgettable

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