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By Nomosexcapades - 19/04/2016 13:03 - United States - Fredonia

Today, my dad waved at me from his riding mower, this would've been pleasant except I had my girlfriend bent over the couch (in front of the window) thrusting deeply... I finished, screaming over her, still watching my dad mow the lawn. FML

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