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By GrossedOutSon - 16/03/2016 13:59 - United States - Dallas

Today, my dad keeps telling me I'm not good enough at anything, so I went all out on a project for school and showed it to him. He seemed disappointed so I asked him 'Is there any pleasing you?' His reply? 'Yeah, your mother does it in your bed every night when you're not home.' FML

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