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By capnjacksparrow - 21/03/2016 23:39 - United States - Roslindale

Today, my dad gave me and my siblings a lecture about how we don't contribute enough to the family and how he does all the work. This lecture was delivered while he was eating the burgers I had made an hour earlier and sitting on the set of old chairs I had fixed by myself. FML

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