By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
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cutycat136 28

Get out your birth certificate and a list of whatever you want. He's going to have to make up for that one somehow op.

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arano 29

Just remember to forget his birthday. When he says something, tell him he's obviously too old for birthdays.

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juicy_extasy 25

Did he also try to make you apologise for being born?!

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kyrisonfusion 22

Why would you even need to lie about your birthday??

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Mauskau 35

Umm, free stuff, being noticed for a change (likely in OP's situation), free stuff.

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Iwannarock1 19

Sounds like it's time to move out.

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Um_bye 21

I don't get things on my birthday ?

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arano 29

Just remember to forget his birthday. When he says something, tell him he's obviously too old for birthdays.

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tayfray7 10

One must be very talented to remember to forget something. O_O

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MasterTron 24

Sounds like someone's going senile

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brendejafulable 41

maybe a prank.

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cutycat136 28

Get out your birth certificate and a list of whatever you want. He's going to have to make up for that one somehow op.

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bbackensto 17

Father of the year award goes to..... Not your dad. Sorry OP, happy birthday!

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